

A tanned old man gets up from one of those metal rocking chairs and walks over to the car. Dust swirls in the beams of your headlights and there is a dog on a chain barking. There are some creepy old rusty sculptures of like Native American spirits made out of car parts and other junk. You drive up a dirt road to an old Airstream camper and a couple of parked cars. You just have an address that turns out to be out in this rocky canyon area in the desert. Steve: There’s no sign or anything for this place. And I don’t mean old white people overheating in a sweat lodge dangerous. He hears about this spiritual retreat in Santa Rosa, California, where you sign up and you go on a vision quest. Incesticide wasn’t like a classic Nirvana album and he’s sort of distracted by all the fame and being a dad and also realizing the universe is populated by incomprehensible evil forces that want to destroy or enslave humanity. Steve: So Kurt has been feeling down in the dumps. Zack: I have been listening to Nirvana and thinking about that time the dentist gave me a shitload of Vicodin.

Zack: You act like this is a pick up basketball game. Unbeknownst to Cobain, evil is afoot in Santa Rosa, as cultists of one of the ultimate malign forces in the cosmos seek to destroy a prophesied savior of mankind. But has he really gone missing or is he finding himself? Struggling with the double nightmares of fame and mythos knowledge, Cobain has decided to go on a vision quest in the desert of southern California. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes is about to discover the Tone Out of Space, Eazy-E and Station are in Egypt investigating a meteor, and Kurt Cobain has gone missing.
